Saturday, August 27, 2011

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly -- 2011 Irwin Tools Night Race

This week, the Crappafoni Pictures crew is in Thunder Valley, aka Bristol, for this week's heaping helping of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, unofficially brought to you by Hamburger Helper. Have nothing to wash down that Hamburger Helper with? NO problem--there's PLENTY of Miller Lite! Enjoy! (Please drink responsibly. We don't want to hear of you getting popped for DUI.)

THE GOOD

Brad Keselowski: he gets the top spot this week. He had a solid qualifying run (he started 8th) and worked his way to the front. It was a gamble bringing his Nationwide crew chief to the Cup side to start the season. Kansas was where it all came together. Tonight's win established him as a LEGITIMATE threat to dethrone Jimmie Johnson. This was his second win in the last four races, and fourth consecutive top 3 finish. He'll sit in the Chase NO WORSE than third place. The Blue Deuce is clicking on all cylinders (no pun intended). Keselowski climbed to 11th in points, 20 points behind Tony Stewart. With another solid finish next week at Atlanta, he should clinch a Chase berth.

Martin Truex, Jr.: he FINALLY has a stout run--easily his best run of the season. His two-tire stop on the final pit stop was a huge gamble for track position, and he made it pay off. That took some serious stones on crew chief Chad Ochocinco Johnson's part, especially since two tires wasn't working up to that point. (Man, that Ochocinco's dude's everywhere!) On the restart he was leading, and eventually finished second, holding off Jeff Gordon on those two tires (Gordon took four tires, in contrast). Good job Martin!

Jeff Gordon: he led the most laps, and had a stout car throughout the race, but the #24 faded at the end. It was too much Blue Deuce more than the 24 itself. For awhile, it looked like he would win his third race of the season, and 85th of his career, but it was not to be. Gordon needs to finish 40th or better at Atlanta to clinch a Chase spot.

Jimmie Johnson: Vader and the 48 team are showing signs of life at the right time. Although he led only a handful of laps, he was in a position to pounce. He didn't outdrive the car and was rewarded with a fourth place finish and a berth in the Chase.

Jamie McMurray: it's been awhile since I've seen you in this neck of the woods. He led a handful of laps, and was in the top 10 for pretty much the whole race. Good job Jamie!

Honorable Mention: Matt Kenseth, Carl EdwardsDenny Hamlin, Ryan Newman, and Marcos Ambrose.

THE BAD

Robby Gordon: he drew the short stick at the start and parkers' meeting, held in the Todd Bodine Meeting Room. He ran a total of 10 laps before declaring himself done for the day and hotfooting it out of town with his earnings. Hey Robby, how come you ran faster when you DID hotfoot it out of town with your earnings than on the track?

Tony Stewart: Smoke was UNUSUALLY bad. Even though he has struggled at this track, that term took on a WHOLE NEW MEANING. He fought an ill-handling race car all evening. It was way too loose, then it got way too tight. The 14 team struggled with the balance of the car. The end result was a 28th place finish, three laps down. Fortunately for him, he is still in 10th place and miraculously still has a chance to clinch a Chase berth after Atlanta. That's because:

Clint Bowyer: he was just as bad as Stewart. Like Stewart, he fought an ill-handling race car. But through pit strategy, he actually finished two spots better than Stewart, finishing 26th. He STILL has a chance to make the Chase, albeit as a wild card, with a win at either Atlanta or Richmond. But with no contract extension with RCR, he may be looking elsewhere, like RPM. (I'm guessing that if he DOESN'T make the Chase, he's bolting after the season to RPM.)

Greg Biffle: he was ca-ca. He got popped more than once for speeding penalties on pit road, once during a round of green flag pit stops. He actually had a pretty solid qualifying run and was solid in all the practices leading up to the race. For the race itself, he finishes 31st, four laps down.

Kevin Harvick: another driver that wasted a pretty good qualifying run (he started 15th) with a bad race car. It was loose from the drop of the green flag to the drop of the checkers. No matter what the 29 crew did to try to tighten the car up, it was stuck on loose. Time to stop sniping at Kyle Busch and focus on what is wrong with this car and the setups, Happy. He last pitted with 130 laps to go and was just about to go a lap down when the final caution came out. He stayed out and took the wave around, putting him on the lead lap for the first time since early in the race. Alas, he got lapped AGAIN. IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO HAVE A CAR THAT'S AT LEAST COMPETITIVE AND CAN STAY ON THE LEAD LAP??? HMMMM? When you're outrun by Mike Bliss and David Starr at one point in the race, you have a (excuse my French) SHITTY car.  JUNK THAT PARTICULAR CAR YOU RAN TONIGHT!

THE UGLY

Greg Biffle: see above.

Those are my nominees for the race. Feel free to come in with yours.

6 comments:

SpeedBeagle said...

I would say that Bad Brad's win last night DOES clinch him a spot in the Chase. With only two races to go, Brad is the only driver outside the top 10 with 3 wins. Even if he were to fall apart at Atlanta and Richmond- which is doubtful, the point loss shouldn't be enough to knock him out of the top 20 thus guaranteeing him one of the wild card positions.

Gene Haddock said...

Speedy... of course, BK will make the Chase... but he is not locked in yet. He is only 61 points ahead of 21st in points. Mathematically he has not clinched the Chase spot yet.

Jon... Harv was hilarious on the in-car radio when Andy Lally passed him during the race.

Dwindy1 said...

They've made a ho-hummer out of Bristol... I thought after the NW finish Friday night that maybe we'd get a similar finish on Saturday (No... Not because Kyle won, but because it was one of those edge of your seat finishes that everyone enjoys no matter who you're pulling for! LOL!).

Something better be done about the pit road driving speed discrepancy. Although I didn't mind seeing Brad in victory lane once again, Jeff Gordon lost several positions on the track based on his following the pit road speed limit while others, Brad included, were actually able to get away with speeding because of where their pits were located and where the NASCAR timing lights were set up. I saw an estimate that stated even though the pit road speed limit is 35 MPH Brad and others were able to jump up to 60 MPH and not be penalized for it by jumping on the brakes just before hitting the timing lights... That's quite an advantage in a race like this... So maybe NASCAR should be on the ugly side for this unfair advantage that comes from what pit box a team chooses...

Thanks Jon!

photogr said...

At least Johnson didn't win. Stewart was a shambles, and Gordon , Jeff needs to drop the whining. BTW haw did Brad K. get around speeding on the pit road?

klvalus said...

I found it amusing that BK was indeed speeding on pit road and yet Kurt gets dinged for it 2x...oh heads that exploded!

Harv was funny on radio with Lally, take heart Jon we've all been there with our respective drivers.

jon_464 said...

SB, I don't see BK falling out of the top 20. He may fall one or two positions, but that will get him in, regardless.

Gene, he was dropping F-bombs, S-bombs, SOB's, you name it. I think he even invented some new cuss words!

Dwindy, I think Bristol's going to visit that issue, and install timing loops on pit road. It was the proximity of Brad's pit that allowed him to get away with speeding. His pit was in an area where there were no loops.

Photogr, for me it was Edwards not winning.

Kristen, I think the 29 team tried some wild setups to see if they worked. At times it looked like they were working by the seat of their pants. I think these next two races will be closer to their setups from last year, when they ran strong. I think they're going to bring their very best cars to the Chase. (In contrast, they brought a POS car to Bristol that was JUNK. It was the All-Star car from this year that ran like crap in the All-Star race.)